5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

Postby [EmP] FreeRide » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:56 pm

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you..

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other


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Re: 5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

Postby [EmP]Lady Killerfish » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:00 pm

:rofl: good one :lol:
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Re: 5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

Postby [EmP] missie » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:13 pm

good :lol:
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Re: 5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

Postby [EmP] =RAGE= » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:13 am

I am currently in a relationship. Sorry girls, it's gonna have to be your place.

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Re: 5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

Postby [EmP] missie » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:44 am

Lol Rage :D

tell us more about that plz ;)
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Re: 5 Things a Man Should Know Before Marriage

Postby [EmP]Lady Killerfish » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:49 am

Yes!...More, more... :D
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